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  Tor-Arne - 15. mar 2016 kl. 10:15 * IP
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Vet ikke hvem som er opphavsmann (neppe en kvinne) til følgende, men Moe Norman siterte:
Golf is hapiness
It's intoxication
without the hangover
It's stimulation
without the pills
It's price is high
yet it's rewards are richer
Some say it's a boys pastime
yet it builds men
It cleanses the mind
and rejuvenates the body
It's these things
and many more
For those of us who know it and love it
Golf is truly hapiness
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Tor-arne (22. mar 2016 09:14) * IP
Og her kommer det noen litt mer humoristiske og kanskje tragiske anekdoter:
What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive. ~Arnold Palmer
Golf combines two favorite pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick. ~P.J. O'Rourke
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. ~Dean Martin
Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that. ~Jim Murray
When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. ~Author Unknown
Golf balls are attracted to water as unerringly as the eye of a middle-aged man to a female bosom. ~Michael Green, The Art of Coarse Golf, 1967
I've spent most of my life golfing — the rest I've just wasted. ~Author Unknown
  i007 (22. mar 2016 19:28) * IP
Variasjon er livets krydder.
-AR
  Wilde (23. mar 2016 09:40) * IP
"Nå går jeg og hærver over bever'n til kjerringa."
-AR
  Wilson (23. mar 2016 09:42) * IP
Nå kom freddan veldig tidlig, synes jeg.
Men, det er jo onsdag i påskeuken.
  Poeten (23. mar 2016 19:13) * IP
"Alle andre er spesialister, men hans spesialitet er allvitenhet".
-Wilson
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