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Robert Trent Jones jr.
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GOLFVITSER
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18
REASONS WHY GOLF IS BETTER
THAN SEX
18 - You don't have to
sneak your golf magazines
into the house.
17 - If you are having
trouble with golf, it is
perfectly acceptable to
pay a professional to show
you how to improve your
technique.
16 - The Ten Commandments
don't say anything about
golf.
15 - If your partner takes
pictures or videotapes of
you golfing, you don't
have to worry about them
showing up on the Internet
when you become famous.
14 - Your golf partner
won't keep asking
questions about other
partners you've golfed
with.
13 - It's perfectly
respectable to golf with a
total stranger.
12 - When you see a really
good golfer, you don't
have to feel guilty about
imagining the two of you
golfing together.
11 - If your regular golf
partner isn't available,
he/she won't object if you
golf with someone else.
10 - Nobody will ever tell
you that you will go blind
if you golf by yourself.
9 - When dealing with a
golf pro, you never have
to wonder if they are
really an undercover cop.
8 - You don't have to go
to a sleazy shop in a
seedy neighborhood to buy
golf stuff.
7 - You can have a golf
calendar on your wall at
the office, tell golf
jokes and invite coworkers
to golf with you without
getting sued for
harassment.
6 - There is no such thing
as a golf transmitted
disease.
5 - If you want to watch
golf on television, you
don't have to subscribe to
a premium cable channel.
(gjelder knapt i Norge -
red. anm.)
4 - Nobody expects you to
promise to golf with
just one partner for the
rest of your life.
3 - Nobody expects you to
give up golfing if your
partner loses interest in
the game.
2 - You don't have to be a
newlywed to plan a
vacation primarily for the
enjoyment of golf.
1 - Your golf partner will
never say, "What? We
just golfed last week! Is
that all you ever think
about?"
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