A chap turns up at the golf course to have a knock round on his own.  Gets
to the tee and starts warming up and gets to the first tee.  A few minutes
later he hears an announcement from the clubhouse "would the gentleman on
the ladies tee please relocate to the gentleman's tee".  He looks round and
carries on.
Another announcement comes from the clubhouse "would the gentleman on the
ladies tee please relocate to the gentleman's tee".  He looks round again
but carries on.
This leads to another announcement "would the gentleman on the ladies tee
PLEASE relocate to the gentleman's tee URGENTLY".....on hearing this he
turns round and shouts back ....."would the wa**er in the clubhouse shut the f**k up and
let me play my second shot "