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Robert Trent Jones jr.
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GOLFVITSER
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Slow
golfers ahead!
Joe
decides to take his boss
Phil to play 9 holes on
their lunch. While both
men are enjoying a very
good game, they are often
held up by two women ahead
of them, moving at a very
slow pace. Joe offers to
talk to the women to see
if they can speed it up a
bit. He gets about half of
the way, stops, and comes
jogging back to Phil.
His boss asks what the
problem is. "Well,
one of the women is my
wife, and the other one is
my mistress",
explaines Joe.
Phil just shook his head
at Joe and started towards
the women, determined to
speed up his round of
golf. Preparing to ask the
ladies to speed up their
game, he stopped short,
and turned around heading
back to Joe.
Joe asked "what´s
wrong?"
"It´s a small world
Joe, and you´re fired!"
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