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Blondinevitsene
er historie - her er en
blond vits
An Irishman, a Mexican and
a blond guy were doing
construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th
floor of a building. They
were eating lunch and the
Irishman said, Corned beef
and cabbage! If I get
cornet beef and cabbage
one more time for lunch
I'm going to jump off this
building. The Mexican
opened his lunch box and
exclaimed, "Burritos
again! If I get burritos
one more time I'm going to
jump off, too." The
blond opened his lunch and
said, "Bologna again.
If I get a bologna
sandwich one more time I'm
jumping too."
The next day the Irishman
opened his lunch box, saw
corned beef and cabbage
and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his
lunch, saw a burrito and
jumped too. The blond
opened his lunch, saw the
bologna and jumped to his
death as well.
At the funeral the
Irishman's wife was
weeping. She said, "If
I'd known how really tired
he was of corned beef and
cabbage I never would have
given it to him again.
The Mexican's wife also
wept and said, "I
could have given him tacos
or enchiladas! I didn't
realize he hated burritos
so much."
Everyone turned and stared
at the blond's wife............
"Hey, don't look at
me," she said,
"He makes his own
lunch."
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