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Robert Trent Jones jr.
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Never argue with a
woman
A couple went on
vacation to a fishing
resort up north. The husband liked to fish
at the crack of dawn. The
wife liked to read.
One morning the husband
returned after several
hours of fishing and
decided to take a short
nap.
Although she wasn't
familiar with the lake,the
wife decided to take the boat. She rowed out
a short distance, anchored,
and returned to reading her book.
Along came the sheriff
in his boat. He pulled up
alongside her and said:
"Good morning, Ma'am. What are you
doing?"
"Reading my
book," she replied as she thought
to herself, "duh,
isn't it obvious?"
"You're in a
restricted fishing
area," he informed
her.
"But officer, I'm
not fishing. Can't you see
that?"
"Yes, but you have
all the equipment. I'll
have to take you in and
write you up."
"If you do that,
I'll have to charge you
with rape," snapped
the irate woman.
"But, I haven't
even touched you,"
groused the sheriff.
"Yes, that's true,
she replied, "but you
do have all the equipment."
MORAL: Never argue with
a woman who knows how to
read. It's likely she also
can think!
For at dette skal ha
noe med golf å gjøre,
må vi flette inn litt mer
moral:
MORAL II: Ikke bruk
yndlingskølla di til å
fiske med. La utstyret
ditt være der det hører
hjemme! Forsto du det?
Ikke vi heller!
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