The guy takes out a 3
wood and, - Boom! Hole in
one.
The man is befuddled
and doesn't know what to
say.
By the end of the day,
the man golfed the best
game of golf in his life
and asks the frog,
"OK where to next?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit
Las Vegas."
They go to Las Vegas
and the guy says, "OK
frog, now what?"
The frog says, "Ribbit
Roulette."
Upon approaching the
roulette table, The man
asks,
"What do you think
I should bet?"
The frog replies,
"Ribbit $3000, black
6."
Now, this is a
million-to-one shot to win,
but after the golf game
the man figures what the
heck. - Boom! Tons of cash
comes sliding back across
the table.
The man takes his
winnings and buys the best
room in the hotel.
He sits the frog down
and says, "Frog, I
don't know how to ever
repay you. You've won me
all this money and I am
forever grateful."
The frog replies,
"Ribbit Kiss Me."
He figures why not,
since after all the frog
did for him, he deserves
it.
With a kiss, the frog
turns into a gorgeous
15-year-old girl. "
And that, your honor,
is how the girl ended up
in my room.
So help me God or my
name is not William
Jefferson Clinton."
The origination of this
letter is unknown, but it
brings good luck to
everyone who passes it on.
The one who breaks the
chain will have bad luck.
Do not keep this. Do not
send money. Just forward
it to five of your friends
to whom you wish good luck.
You will see that
something good happens to
you four MINUTES from now
if the chain is not
broken.
YOU WILL RECEIVE GOOD
LUCK IN FOUR MINUTES.
