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tilbake til forrige side SEND INN - KANSKJE DIN VITS KOMMER INN - TIL: (ramn@online.no) FORE!!!! A deaf mute steps up to tee off on the first hole of a golf course, when a large burly guy yells "Hey you! Nobody tees off ahead of Big Ralph." Being deaf, the guy continues to prepare for his shot. Thinking the deaf mute is being obstinate, Ralph runs up and knocks the poor guy to the ground, kicks his ball away and prepares for his own shot. After Ralph has hit the ball and proceeded down the fairway after it, the mute gets up brushes himself off, waits a moment, and again prepares his shot. The deaf mute then hits a beautiful shot straight up the middle of the fairway, striking big Ralph in the back of the head and knocking him unconscious. The mute then walks down the fairway rolls big Ralph over and holds up four fingers in front of Ralph's face.   Send inn din vits til ramn@online.no tilbake til forrige side tilbake til første side