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Robert Trent Jones jr.

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There are several men in the locker room of a golf club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:
* Hello?
* Honey, It's me.
* Sugar!
* Are you at the club?
* Yes,
* Great! I am at the mall . I saw a beautiful mink coat... It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?
* What's the price?
* Only $1,500.00
* Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much...
* Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year...
* What price did he quote you?
* Only $96,000...
* OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.
* Great! Before we hang up, something else...
* What? * It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year ... It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property...
* How much are they asking?
* Only $450,000... a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover...
* Well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?
* OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!
* Bye... I do too...
The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present:
* Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?
Per F. Moe

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