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The Pope met with
the College of Cardinals
to discuss a proposal from
Shimon Peres, the former
leader of Israel. "Your
holiness," said one
of the Cardinals,
"Mr. Peres wants to
determine whether Jews or
Catholics are superior, by
challenging you to a golf
match." The Pope was
greatly disturbed, as he
had never held a golf club
in his life.
"Not to worry,"
said the Cardinal, "we'll
call America and talk to
Jack Nicklaus. We'll make
him a Cardinal, he can
play Shimon Peres...We
can't lose!" Everyone
agreed it was a good idea.
The call was made and, of
course, Jack was honored
and agreed to play.
The day after the match,
Nicklaus reported to the
Vatican to inform the Pope
of his success in the
match. "I came in
second, your Holiness,"
said Nicklaus.
"Second?!!"
exclaimed the surprised
Pope. "You came in
second to Shimon Peres?!!"
"No," said
Nicklaus, "second to
Rabbi Woods."
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