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Robert Trent Jones jr.
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Jesus,
Moses og hvem var
tredjemann?
Moses, Jesus, and
another guy were out
playing golf one day.
Moses pulled up to the tee
and drove a long one. It
landed in the fairway but
rolled directly toward a
water trap. Quickly Moses
raised his club, the water
parted and it rolled to
the other side safe and
sound.
Next, Jesus strolls up to
the tee and hits a nice
long one directly toward
the same water trap. It
landed directly in the
center of the pond and
kind of hovered over the
water. Jesus casually
walked out on the pond and
chipped it up onto the
green.
The third guy gets up and
sort of randomly whacks
the ball. It heads out
over the fence and into
oncoming traffic on a
nearby street. It bounces
off a truck and hits a
nearby tree. From there,
it bounces onto the roof
of a nearby shack and
rolls down into the
gutter, down the downspout,
out onto the fairway and
right toward the
aforementioned pond.
On the way to the pond, it
hits a little stone and
bounces out over the water
and onto a lily pad where
it rested quietly.
Suddenly, a very large
bullfrog jumped up on the
lily pad and snatched the
ball into his mouth.
Just then, an eagle
swooped down and grabbed
the frog and flew away. As
they passed over the
green, the frog squealed
with fright and dropped
the ball which bounced
right into the hole for a
beautiful hole in one.
Moses then turned to Jesus
and said, "I hate
playing with your Dad."
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