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08.10 Humor:
En 50 Shades of Golf
Four guys have been going to the same Golfing trip to the Algarve for many years.
Two days before the group is to leave, Jack's wife puts her foot down and tells
him he isn't going.
Jack's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later, the three get to the Algarve only to find Jack sitting at the
beach with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire,
sitting having a cold beer.
"Bloody hell Jack, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into
letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since last night. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my
living room chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes
and asked, 'Guess who?" I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing a
nightie. She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom. The room had candles
and rose petals all over. Well she's been reading 50 Shades of Grey...... On the
bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the
bed, so I did.
And then she said, "Do whatever you want."
So, Here I am!
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