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litt munterhet likevel:
Dear wife:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been
a good man to you for7 years and I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been hell; your boss called to tell me that you quit
your job today and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked
your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.
You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps.
You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that
connects us as husband and wife.
Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case,
I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your sister Carla and I are moving away to West
Virginia together! Have a great day.
Svaret kom temmelig raskt fra den forlatte konen
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.. It's true you and I
have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've
been. I watch my soaps so much because
they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work.
I did notice your hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was
'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if
you can't say something nice, I didn't comment.
When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my
sister because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag
was still on them, and I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had borrowed
$50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt we could work it out. So when I
hit the lotto for $10 million, I quit my job and bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica
, but when I got home, you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted...
My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & .....Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I
hope that's not a problem.
(Innsendt)
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