Det skrives mange instruksjonsbøker

28.04 Humor:
Ny bok på markedet - neppe utgitt ennå, i hvert fall ikke på norsk 
Mange golfspillere er opptatt av instruksjon. Veldig opptatt av det.

De er så ivrige at de sluker alt. Om disposisjonen til denne boken er lokkende, kan det være at den kommer ut på et stort forlag her i Norge med det første.

Du kan selv gjøre en vurdering og avgjøre om du vil kjøpe den.

Blir det stor interesse, skal Golfsiden sørge for at dette bokprosjektet blir noe av på norsk.

Her er disposisjonen fra en engelskmann som foreløpig velger å være anonym:

I kept this very quiet but I have written a book and am quite proud of the results and, in order to market the publication, I'm asking friends and family to spread the news about this essential read.

This book on golf gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my 20+ years of golfing experience.

Highlights include:

Chapter 1) How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt

Chapter 2) How to Hit a Maxfli ball from the Rough When You Just Hit a Titleist from the Tee

Chapter 3) How to Get More Distance off the Shank

Chapter 4) When to Give the Greenkeeper the Finger

Chapter 5) Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 09:00

Chapter 6) How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water

Chapter 7) How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three off the Tee

Chapter 8) How to Relax When You Are Hitting Five off the Tee

Chapter 9) When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent

The book also includes some GOLF TERMINOLOGY

A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole
A Diego Maradonna - a nasty 5 footer
A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
A Philip Schofield - thought it was straight, but it wasn't
A Cuban - needs one more revolution
An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim
An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker
A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand
A Kate Moss - bit thin
A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional
A Brazilian - Just shaved the hole
A Rodney King - overclubbed
An O. J. Simpson - got away with it
A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver
A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver
A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems
An Elephant's arse - high and shitty
A Condom - safe but didn't feel real good
A Sister-in-law – you’re up there but you know you shouldn't be

I have copies in stock but I anticipate a rush so be quick and ensure you don't miss out!